My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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