I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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