wrigley field is MILF paradise
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i think i have herpe
just one?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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