we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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