There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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