You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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