she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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