She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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