I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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