you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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