what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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