My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I skipped work to stalk him.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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