Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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