Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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