Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
