pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
the day after is always just damage control
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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