So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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