Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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