It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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