Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
