Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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