We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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