We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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