I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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