we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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