But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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