the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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