at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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