I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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