So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The best revenge is premature balding
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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