i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
