i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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