Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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