Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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