What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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