i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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