Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
