If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
