Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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