i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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