absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
