big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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