I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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