Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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