exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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