The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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