Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
We got so high we made milksteak
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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