You really coming over, don't trick.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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