Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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