Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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