How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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